klub extreme

An extremely bad club in Golders Green, London. About the size of my living room, and filled with tossers with moustakis.

Someone: "Let's go to klub extreme!"
Me: "Let's not."

by oracle April 4, 2006

global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 29, 2005

extreme sport

Originally, adult sports involving a high level of danger and adrenaline that would not appeal to most people but attract a daring few: things like skydiving, bungee jumping, rock climbing, ice climbing, technical mountaineering, hang gliding. It generally did not include sports which were "extreme" in their early years but since became mainstream (e.g., downhill skiing or scuba diving), nor did it include children's and teenager's activities like BMX or skateboarding. Extreme sports originally meant adult and non-mainstream. Later (from the late 1990s on) the meaning changed to become synonymous with non-dangerous kiddie sports and the definition has more to do with age (and with marketing energy drinks, Mountain Dew, baggy pants, and punk and thrash music), much to the chagrin of older folks involved in dangerous sports who now would rather the term would go away.

Skateboarding? That's not extreme. If you want a real extreme sport try hot air ballooning.

by 2182 July 2, 2009

extreme danger wank

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.

Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.

by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009

extreme owning

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013

extremely retarded

a person is a fucking idiot

your extremely retarded tom

by thekkks January 28, 2022

Facepie Extreme

A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.

"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"

(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"

by hypnoticcow April 4, 2009