Ethan

He steals de hoes and has the biggest six-pack ever. He is the most sexiest man ever

Anton is better looking than Ethan

by Cheeto bot 123 November 27, 2019

Ethan

A god beyond god his understanding of the universe is unmatched as he is the creator of everything. He is referred to a monkey but that is not true as he has to appear in that form otherwise our mere eyes wold not be able to handle his godly being and we would instantly die.

Oh my god Ethan how did you Create the Universe .
IDK i was bored and horny.

by Ethan is a god of gods April 3, 2019

Ethan

Dick sucker

Ethan is such a dick sucker

by Miss ty April 6, 2019

Ethan

Probably practices Witchcraft,voodoo,and spells in his spare time. ( because he cursed me with a headache today.)

Ethan: i gave you a headache

by russianboi August 29, 2019

Ethan

Ethan means big Dick and always gets pussy

Ethan will always get pussy

by Bigdickethan November 8, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a boys name and means strong and optimistic. This is wrong, Ethan’s are not strong physically, typically their girlfriends can out lift them at the gym. Ethan’s tend to play a lot of video games and ignore the outside world. They poop more than the average person. Ethans are sweet but can be stinky. They are loyal and misbehave quite often. Ethan’s like blondes and marijuana. The best nickname for a Ethan is FiFi.

My friend Ethan plays video games on the toilet four times a day.

by TurkBerserk May 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a kid who always has to be the center of attention. He's loud, obnoxious, but strangly funny in a weird-kid-with-a-school-shooter-style-haircut kind of way. He regularly caresses the inner thigh of seals and smokes busted goo with his pals from 'Nam. Calvin Klein model in the making. You can usually find him chilling in the back of Uncle Melvin's van, or in Uncle Tom's cabin with Troy Mann. All in all, "good" friend to have.

Me- give me the ethan

Barber- I got you

by Nah fan September 12, 2017