emption

empty of emotion. like akon who sings only about guns drugs beazies and bling. cold.

"i hate people and they hate me and i dont care. i think i'll go cut myself"

"hey man, dont be so full of emption! get happy!"

by princess pho shizzle January 31, 2009

emoticonfirmation

The need we have to add an emoticon to a chat conversation after the person you are chatting with makes a comment. In doing so you are a) confirming you got the message b) letting them know how you feel about it c) buying yourself time to think of something meaningful to say.

Person 1: Sometimes I don't think anyone understands me.

Person 2: :-( (emoticonfirmation)

by DerekJV July 30, 2009

Emoticon

The act of getting blazed out of your fucking mind, or refering to weed.

Log Dawg: J-Dawg let pick up some Emoticon tonight!
J-Dawg: fuck ya man, i got this crazy pipe of this negro holdin' the bowl!
Schnaz: I'll Drive! Nigga im fittin' to get blazed mutha fucka!

by Logan R. Uhlenhake March 13, 2008

schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that expresses the way anonymous users can make you feel great and next drag you to the pits of Hell.

schrödinger's emoticon is in my username because Reddit givith and Reddit taketh away.

by tvdBULLET March 5, 2015

emoticontest

A contest between two MSN or other messaging-program users.
They try to overcome Each other by showing the other the emoticons they have. Eventually, one will win..

Guy1: lol :)
Guy2: fail you! :D
Guy1: No you! :o
Guy2: :p
Guy1: ;)
Guy2: ;p

etc etc. That's part of a emoticontest

by ShinigamiNL1 April 3, 2009

Emote(Emoticon)

An annoying face that comes up when ever you try to do a smily face on facebook. Their fucking annoying, sometimes you want a smiley face to be a smiley face or a happy face to be a happy face. But no an accual face comes up. Yes their are ways that you can prevent this annoying little fuck to come up, but we should't have to figure out ways to stop them from coming. So this is to you emoticon, go fuck yourself.

Fuck you emote(emoticon) :)

by Theyeeeman April 4, 2011

oppo-emoticon

the act of responding with the opposite emoticon rather than the appropriate emoticon when commenting on a status update, usually on Facebook but not limited to. This oddity invariably leads to confusion for everyone yet is hilarious to only the oppo-emoticoner and a select few of totally awesome somewhat twisted sharp-minded people that appreciate it. The hilarity varies inversely with the severity or emotional tone of the status.

ex.
girl1: "Craig has totally gone overboard with the oppo-emoticoning"
girl2: "whaaa-Shut up!!"
girl1: "Ohhh yea! He oppo-emoticoned the Sh*t out of my profile the other day. It wouldn't be that bad but now i have to explain to my mom why one of my friends is happy grandma has cancer!"

ex.
Girl1: "I don't get it. Why is Dave all smiley-face about me failing my class and not being able to get my internship? What did i ever do to him?"
girl2: "Girl you didn't know? Dave oppo-emoticons. He oppo_emoticons everybody. The guy has no regard for human emotion when it comes to his oppo-emoticoning. Especially when someones dreams or fears are involved.
It used to bother me but now i think it's cute, Dave's funny....but in your case sooooo wrong"

by megeladon January 26, 2011