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This word has two meanings:

1: You are having a seizure and are in need of immediate medical attention.

2: You are EXTREMELY annoyed. Usually used after unfunny jokes such as Joe Mama.
Person 1: Do you know who Joe is?

Person 2: Stop this isn't even funny

Person 3: Who's Joe?

Person 2: you idiot

Person 1: Joe MAMA

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EA

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Ea

Ea is the name of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. impeccable style and facial features. an awesome friend and a gift to be around. The room lights up when she walk in. On a scale from 1 to 10, she's an 11. she is a vibe... she knows the tea and everyone knows that she knows the tea.
omg look a that beautiful girl.... her name must be Ea..
by shyonlinegirl May 22, 2019
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EA

the greediest most vile Satan spawn of the gaming world and will charge you for looking at them right after tattooing their image onto your fucking eyes
EA, why are you charging to finish a game i already bought and realised was shit?
by Le Big Kahuna December 25, 2019
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polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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EA

EA Sports is a gaming company...

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ea

ea-ing is like 69-ing but for shorter people👀😏
Person 1: That couple is really short,.. I wonder if they ea?
Person 2: wth is ea?
Person 1:😉😏🤤
by 0o0~Zero~0o0 January 12, 2020
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