douchebag

1. One who wears shuttershades.
2. One who pops his/her collar.
3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?"

Brian: "I don't know! He's a douchebag."

Mike: "Let's go kick his ass."

2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?"

Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES!"

3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?"

Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

by r4zpu71n July 15, 2009

douchebag

An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.

That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.

by SJcuz December 29, 2009

Douchebag

1. An individual one doesn't feel guilty hating.
2. The close cousin of the total asshole.
3. Dominick Dinapoli

Wow, Dominick is a douchebag

by Hunter Pitkin August 11, 2008

douchebag

An insult similar in nature to 'asshole' or 'fuckface.' Usually preceded with "fuckin" - not to be confused with "fucking."

That boy isn't from the ghetto. What a fuckin' douchebag.

by J Lizzle December 7, 2002

Douchebag

George W Bush. Ex President of the United States

Guy 1 George bush is a douchebag.
Guy 2 Yha he is.

by BamFan October 13, 2009

douchebag

Wanker.

Dude, that guy is a total douchebag.

by antiuser April 19, 2006

douchebag

1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours
2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours
3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy
4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)

My mother is a douchebag

by REECE HOLIDAY April 15, 2006