Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.
3)Jason.

Jason, you are really a douche.

by Gabbo243 April 06, 2006

douche

A term used to describe cleansing of the vaginaly orafice.

A term to describe a person who does things that others would consider inapproprate, offensive, or just plain annoying.

That douche bought and sold how many rolls of quarters trying to make money on mint flaws?

by rexkwando February 28, 2005

Douche

A. noun: Someone who does or says something particularly heinous, sometimes not even realizing what he's doing. Usually something even your average jerk wouldn't do. Many times used with suffixes such as head, face, or (in cases of extreme douchiness)nugget.

B.

Uninformed douche: Haha! That dude can't talk right. He sounds like a retard!

Informed guy: OMG! He has a speech impediment and slight mental retardation, but still volunteers 25 hours a week reading books to underprivileged orphans!

Uninformed douche: Aw man! I'm a complete douche, aren't I?

Informed Guy: Dude, ur a total
douche-nugget

by Chris__B12 August 29, 2008

Douche

a person who shall not be named who is equal to the vaginal cleansing product known as a douche

hey douche! you are a WHORE!!

by douche-disliker January 25, 2010

douche

1 a means of cleansing for a woman's vagina

2 can be used to insult a person

1 sorry i cant go out tonight i bought a douche and this is my only free night to use it

2 oi u fucken douche

by qwertyuidkgnejvn;fv June 24, 2006

douche

john edwards is what we call a douche, or a vagina cleaner.

john edwards i am telling you this u are a fake, and you are a douche.

by Lucas Bauserman March 23, 2007

Douching

When you stick vinegar in your vagina and let it burn out your filthy, womanly impurities.

Mary decided that douching last night would be a good idea, so that she wouldn't smell like fish.

by Mystrich July 03, 2009