Douche douchebag, in the French language, means shower. Go call someone a douche in a France and they'd call you a jackass. If you call someone a douche in America, they probably will get offended. Douche is just another way of saying asshole, idiot, retard, etc. . Someone just sat down one day and thought "hmm we dont already have enough insulting words, let me think of another useless stupid one!". So they decided to use the word 'douche', coming from the name of a vaginal cleaning device.
1. Douche from the French language : Je va prendre un douche! - I'm going to take a shower.
2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.
2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.
2a. Douche from the English language : You're such a douche! - You're such an asshole, dumbass, jackass, idiot, retard, fucker. Anyone of those adjectives would work.
2b. Douche from the English language : Hold on, let me finish using my douche! - Hold on, let me finish cleaning my vagina.
by Nathalie Morgan December 28, 2005
Get the douchemug. A group of bro's.
Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray
by Hoggie253 July 11, 2017
Get the A douchemug. by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008
Get the douchemug. by Douchebag February 6, 2003
Get the douchemug. john edwards is a complete douch
by brad November 30, 2003
Get the douchmug. by ek9sam December 23, 2011
Get the douchedmug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug.