Douche 

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

Douche by Doom da Man December 28, 2008

douche 

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!

douche by -skyjockey- April 24, 2007

douche 

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

douche by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009

Douche 

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

Douche by RiadsMom January 3, 2008

Douche 

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

Douche by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006

douche 

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

douche by p naz March 13, 2004

Douche 

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

Douche by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003