Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 28, 2008

douche

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!

by -skyjockey- April 24, 2007

douche

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

by RiadsMom January 3, 2008

Douche

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

by Dinah and Leslie May 15, 2006

douche

a word for half of something. Ghetto word for deuce meaning 2.

let me get douche of that blunt

by p naz March 13, 2004

Douche

1. an insult.
2. a dirty, kinky device for cleaning out vaginas

that guy is such a douche bag

by Skylar Infantion December 16, 2003