Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.
Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.
by Momo J December 18, 2009
by Power Soaker November 03, 2021
Illegal on other planets.
by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021
I got a Radley doorknob last night
by Rimlock March 28, 2023
when a person or persons go up to a ransoms door and starts wanking in their door mail box. the person has to ring the door and finish before someone answers
by mumyghesrukg21324 August 22, 2016
On September 16th is national doorknob day!
by Someone who’s weird November 27, 2019
A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
by Mcgwicko May 25, 2021