Don't fuck with me

A request to not be bothered. Usually a more angered one and threathening one.

Don't fuck with me asshole.

by CurlyHayami September 9, 2004

don't argue with me

A phrase commonly used by parents and teachers in arguments because they can't defend what they say.

Kid: "Why can't I do this?"
Parent: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"

by anonymous June 29, 2005

don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.

Don't fuck with me.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017

Don't Yell at Me!!!

An exclamation used to express anxiety, paranoia, and sometimes anger. Usually spoken with the voice style of a mentally challenged person with an IQ of around 13. It is customary for the user to place their hands (preferably open-palmed) over their ears, simulating earmuffs, as the exclamation implies they want to shut out the "yelling". It is also customary to do such action when no one in the vicinity of the user is yelling or even merely raising their voice.

Tim's Mom (Calmly): I think you could have done better on that math test, Tim.

Tim: *Covers ears* Don't yell at me!!!!!

Tim's Mom: Christ, I should of taken the Asian kid at the adoption center....

*Tim continues to block all sound out with his hands*

by Quit yelling!!!! July 31, 2009

Don't talk to me

What someone who is clearly defeated in an argument will say to try and end the argument before being beaten even more soundly.

Greg: And that, dipstick, is why rocket shoes will never work.

Bryant: Don't talk to me, loser.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"

Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!

by Juango May 30, 2013