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doink

1. old pbs kids 2. hitting someone in the balls
1. chalalala doink! pbs kids 2. i doinked blanca from animal crossing
by imcool56060560557757 June 8, 2023
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dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.
"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."
by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015
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Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.
Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.
by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019
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Doink

by normiesbtfo October 7, 2017
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Shloinkle Doink

A very fun person to be around.
My friend is a shloinkle doink
by AA1244568 July 29, 2024
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ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)
by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011
mugGet the ka-doink, boinkmug.

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack
Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!
by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023
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