doggie porn

Media for the gratification of dog lovers' general, non-sexual appreciation of dogs.

Border collie rescue websites and pictures therein: "The girlfriend _so_ wants a pet and she surfs doggie porn every day."

by Ray! April 24, 2006

doggy rodeo

when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.

Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!

by Evan9 June 25, 2006

Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

sloggy doggies

A sloggy doggie can be defined as a hot dog where the wiener is cooked by the heat from inside of a freshly worn rental skate from roller skating rink.

Now that I'm skating I am so hungry but I don't have much money because I spent all my cash on the tonight's skating session. I only have enough cash for a sloggy doggie. PLUS I have been skating for a while and my puppies are hot. I know that my skates will cook those sloggy doggies so quickly!!!

by soulprintable October 16, 2014

Doggy heaven

The place that all dogs go where they die. If you believe in heaven, then when you die you will go to heaven and see your doggy.

"My doggy just died... I hope he went to doggy heaven!"

by finnickk April 19, 2018

Cock Doggie

A cocktail wiener; small hot dog

These cock doggies are awesome with a little ketchup.

by CRUCIAL cadaver September 30, 2010

Doggie Depression

What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.

Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.

Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.

by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010