Gitt Disorder

Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')

1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.

3. Bono.

by GittDisorder November 1, 2010

Tinfoil disorder

A heroin addict also known as a bathroom junkie whose main focus is the tinfoil or tinfoil tray they smoke heroin off of. They are mainly located in bathrooms for hours at a time.

Jenny's been in the bathroom for hours because of her tinfoil disorder.

by Palm Tree DeucedeucE June 22, 2015

LFA Disorder

Lack of Female Attention disorder effects 1 in every 2 men.

Dude 1: You gettin bitches?
Dude 2: Nah, I’ve been diagnosed with LFA disorder

by theslimjim2021 April 29, 2022

jonnyboy disorder

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.

by JakeS October 29, 2015

penal disorder

a disorder with your penis

'Umm... i know you're my girlfriend and everything... but can i tell you a secret?'

'sure honey!'

'I have a penal disorder...'

'JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!'

by ligadow June 22, 2008

clockwork disorder

Clockwork Disorder is Acoustic/Comedy/Jam band from Auburn Maine

Wow...I just listened to some Clockwork Disorder its so good

by realsoup August 11, 2007

Anxiety disorder

me

when the anxiety disorder

by casual_moth December 24, 2022