by dog1010 May 21, 2020
Get the National give your girlfriend dick daymug. The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
by Brooks1 October 10, 2012
Get the Dick to day ratiomug. Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*
by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021
Get the National stright guys show eachother dick daymug. verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.
So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?
by hermosa hottie September 22, 2012
Get the day dickingmug. by Geoffers November 28, 2016
Get the dick of a daymug. A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.
The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"
Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"
Or
Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"
Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"
Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"
Or
Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"
Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"
Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
by Milidrid May 14, 2011
Get the Dick Of The Daymug. Happens December 2 it's when u take a picture of your dick and send it to the person who sent u this if your brave enough
by Yummdickpicalex November 18, 2017
Get the national dick pic daymug.