Dib jit

A word used to describe someone as a dip shit but they don't deserve correct spelling because they are a dib jit.

Jamal: Johnny, you're so small! laughs*
Johnny: Fuck you, you dib jit.

by TheWhiteSwan June 24, 2021

Safety dibs shotgun

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

by poor kid 53 January 04, 2024

A-dibs

A-DIBS
More powerful than claim or dibs or even clibs

A-dibs over takes any type of dibs

I dibs that song

Yeah but I a-dibs it sooo....

by A-DIBS a lot January 28, 2019

Cornish Dib-Dab

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.

She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night

by Cornish Lover September 07, 2022

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 30, 2024

DIB DAB

When a woman performs oral sex on a male who has dabbed their penis in cocaine (or any other white power substance) beforehand

Went to a party last week.. met some bird.. she gave me a dib dab

by Deggy November 04, 2020

Dib-dab

When a homosexual alternates their thumbs between a partners anus and their own mouth. To correctly dib-dab one must alternate once the flavour has been consumed entirely off of the thumb before switching back to the anus.

Will had to brush his teeth because he was dib-dabbing with George.

J- ‘How was you night with George last night?’

W-‘I had a great last night dib-dabbing until I had a pube stuck between my teeth’

by Jalexie x June 22, 2021