Declan

A raging Celtic fan who is obsessed with Rangers and will make embarrassing statements on public forums

Oh look, Declan is dribbling on his keyboard again

by Baldy Barker April 14, 2022

Declan

A shit cunt, person who is tall and cares for no one. Declan can't even get a girl, he basically sucks in every aspect of life

Declan can't get a girl

by SkylineR33 November 23, 2021

Declan

Declan is a god a angle perfect in every way he is smart and strong but the most annoying person you will ever meet

P1:Have you met Declan
p2: no but he seems epic
P1: he is awesome

by Superawsomeepicgodangel February 6, 2022

Declan

a tall living chide that has a big mouth and thinks he's better than everyone else, but in reality he is retarded.

look at Declan he's as tall as his ego.

by yeet 696969 November 20, 2019

Declan

hes a dead baller but he isnt sapa like his friends say he is

the declan isnt sapa

by kay szns bf June 27, 2022

Declan

Declan's are usually loud, obnoxious, and annoying. They think they are the greatest at everything even though they suck. Suck what you may ask? No, not suck on dick, but suck at literally every sport ever. Also they look horrifying, yet girls still think that he is handsome. I still don't understand women.

Girls: "Oh look Declan's here! Wow he's so handsome today."
Declan: "Yeah, I know."
Me, in the corner, standing by myself: "Declan's trash"

by Not_A_Narc March 21, 2022

Declan

Declan: A young, skinny gay boy, Majority of the time is under 6ft tall. Most of the time a Declan is sensitive, dumb, and quick to fall in love. Over-all Declan's love dick.

1 (Declan): O-omg, Is that really your penis. Its so- big....

2 (Shagger): Yes, it is my baby. Would you like this steaming hot pipe in your ass.

3 (Declan): O-oh --- AHHH

4 (Shagger): -Inserts-

5 (Declan): Ahhhh - Blood pours on to the floor out of his ass-

6 (Shagger): -Finishes-

7 (Shagger): Now your really a Declan, aren't you?

by declan3942 October 3, 2025