Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album

Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.

by Anon-and-On August 18, 2015

Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck

Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test

by Sussysausage June 23, 2024

Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 07, 2024

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 24, 2023

pone deaf

Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast food b...inging and terret like use of the words "dude" and "awesome"

The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.

Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean Pierre of his inability to realize the joke was in fact on him.

by jaypce December 08, 2010

moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.

She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.

by Candyplan December 26, 2016