domestic side eye

when layla says something down

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Cat-domesticated being

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021

Domestic doggy violence

When two dogs from the same household or family have an argument resulting in injury.

I came home and my small dog had been a victim of domestic doggy violence.

by Snowy223 April 22, 2020

having a domestic

Drinking domestic beer, usually with friends.

What are you up to man? Having a domestic.

by redneckmagic March 25, 2019

Gross Domestic Product

-noun

The situation that occurs when one black female applies an over excess of hair grease, goop, etc. causing nap.

Ebony applied too much of Aveda's Be Curly and her hair just clumped up instead of being curly. She's got a bit of gross domestic product goin' on up there.

by kylesays May 12, 2009

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.

Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

by Meeray March 17, 2009

Break the silence with domestic violence

if you and your son/daughter will not speak to you BREAK THE SILENCE WITH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

oi jonny come here you lonely fuck I'm going to have to break the silence with domestic violence because you are not chatting to me

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018