The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
by SoloHeart March 17, 2009
That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.
by Inventor's Daughter August 09, 2010
by clkrum March 17, 2009
The Bridal Diaper is an urban legend circulated widely among Adult Baby and Diaper Lover communities. The legend is that it is a popular trend for brides to wear some form of diaper under their wedding dress. The legend is propagated as a fantasy of many fetishists, as male fetishists are attracted to the idea of a bride wearing a diaper under her dress, and female fetishists are attracted to the idea of wearing a diaper under their dress.
Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.
The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes
Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.
Thanks to internet message boards, a fairly small number of fetishists have been able to create rumors, anecdotes and reports that it is surprisingly popular for otherwise normal women to wear a disposable diaper as bridal lingerie. Going into an actual bridal boutique or asking people who really work in the wedding industry is more likely to elicit rolled eyes and sighs, as the legend is known by most professionals, albeit somewhat obscure.
The legend gained some independent validation when on an episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation in 2006 called "Rashomama" (itself a pun on Rashomon). In this episode the character of a wedding planner mentioned that because of the hectic and busy wedding day and bulky wedding dresses he sold "bridal diapers" for brides that couldn't find the time to go to the restroom and remove their dresses, then put their dresses back on. The characters on the show were surprised and wondering if the character was only kidding, which the show did not answer. As the show had already been known for episodes
Aside from internet forums and the one appearance on CSI there is virtually no evidence that "Bridal Diapers" are any kind of real wedding tradition, and the only brides that wear diapers on their wedding days are either 1. brides that are foolishly taken in by this urban legend, 2. diaper fetishists, 3. genuinely incontinent persons who wear diapers at other times and find nothing special in wearing a diaper under their wedding dress.
My sister is getting married, for a little while she thought she might need to wear a bridal diaper because her dress is big and she read about it on the internet as something that is popular. I told her to ask about it at the bridal boutique she goes to, they had to restrain the laughter when they told her there really is no such thing as bridal diapers, and if she's seriously concerned about needing to pee during the wedding she's best off using the toilet right before she gets dressed, and not drinking a huge amount during the reception. I sometimes wonder how many brides actually do wear diapers under their wedding dress because they read a rumor about it on the internet.
by Joe From Kentucky July 04, 2009
1. When a baby or anyone who wears a diaper had a bad poopy accident full of diarreha and poo goes everywhere making a mess and getting everything stinky.
2. When someone spills pepper on the chairs at wendy's, and it looks like hundreds of little bug terds.
2. When someone spills pepper on the chairs at wendy's, and it looks like hundreds of little bug terds.
1. Upset mom: P-U! I think we should pull over on the side of the road to take care of the kid's diaper problems.
Grumpy dad: Darn that diaper blowout is so stinky!
2. Girl: Whoops, there goes all of my pepper! Oh well, I gotta go.
Wendy's Worker: Oh darn, someone left a serious diaper blowout for my to clean up, so nobody can sit at this table until I clean.
Grumpy dad: Darn that diaper blowout is so stinky!
2. Girl: Whoops, there goes all of my pepper! Oh well, I gotta go.
Wendy's Worker: Oh darn, someone left a serious diaper blowout for my to clean up, so nobody can sit at this table until I clean.
by cufused_kris June 29, 2009
1- streak of fecal matter on a cloth/disposable device meant to intercept human infant waste product as it exits the posterior.
2 -put down, like 'doody head' based on the undesiribility, and vileness of the substance of the stain being used as a metaphor for the qualities of the individual to whom the remark is directed
2 -put down, like 'doody head' based on the undesiribility, and vileness of the substance of the stain being used as a metaphor for the qualities of the individual to whom the remark is directed
by SMODNUK September 16, 2007
Another name for America/U.S.A
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
Usually used when someone says Canada is America's hat. I think America looks like a diaper more than Canada looks like a hat.
American: Haha you're from canada, you're our hat!! haha loser
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
Canadian: stfu, look at the map, and you'll see that America is Canada's Diaper. We Shit in you. And you cant get your dick up *points to mexico*
by Slicknife April 03, 2010