delayed taste

When someone comes back and tells you something, usually a song you showed them is actually good.

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SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.

*two weeks later*

Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.

by astroboto August 04, 2021

Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.

by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 12, 2011

orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.

We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!

by prettyprincessthecumslut July 03, 2023

Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

by killerbee4747 March 07, 2016

Doom Loop Delay

Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...

Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?

Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.

Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020

Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out

Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry

by ff69 August 12, 2024

Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"

by DeezieKM December 26, 2022