The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.
Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.
by Duploidzer April 9, 2015
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Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.
He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.
by Monkey House May 25, 2020
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- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).
- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.
- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
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“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”
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