cublet

A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.

Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!

by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

crumbley

adj. Accident Prone. Another spelling for the term crumbly. Something that is unusually funny in the sense that things aren't going the way they are supposed to.

losing your wallet, losing your keys, stain on white shirt, forgetting peoples names, etc

"that crumbley ass nigguh keeps losin his shit"
"that fool is hella crumbley"

by feel good May 25, 2007

cumberry breastmilk

A rare energy drink.

"This tastes like cumberry breastmilk."

by schmidty127 April 17, 2008

asshole crumble

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

cumberbitches

People who are fans of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch

we are his fans!!, the cumberbitches!!

by ratmojo September 22, 2013

crumbles

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune August 31, 2008