White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer 

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Crumblin'

(V.) The act of being unreliable

(First popularized by Kyle and Kat on a facetime call)

"Bruh! She told me she was tryna chill and she skipped out at the last minute! That bitch slick crumblin'!"

Crumblin' by Dr Cupkizzle January 28, 2015

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Hwadoom May 31, 2004

Scrumblies 

Leftover weed bits or leftover trimmings of marijuana.

Hey man, you got some weed?" "Meh, I just got some scrumblies.

Scrumblies by Team Death Eagle June 23, 2010

crumblins 

The leftover crumbs (and frosting!) of any delicious baked good left in the bottom of the pan and all mixed together.

"Dude, those crumblins from your birthday cake were soooo good!"
"Hey! You ate my crumblins?! What's the basis?!"

crumblins by sbad27 January 2, 2012

passionfruit crumble

A way to describe something hard or dry. Often given as an example to Martin's cooking during a bake off

'My mouth is as dry as a passionfruit crumble'

'This brick is as hard as a passionfruit crumble'

passionfruit crumble by TSNS October 12, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004