loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

FJ Cruiser

Faux Jeep (Jepe in French)

An ugly off-road vehicle made by Toyota.

Did you see that yellow FJ Cruiser?

You mean the yellow faux jepe.

by whoak August 5, 2010

Land cruiser

A total piece of crap mostly used by women and closest gay men who have had more sex with farm yard animals than humans
Must never be used off road !!!
As it's diff's and drive line brake when driving over any obstacle larger than a brick and has less flex than almost any ride on lawn mower

Hay that holden commodore made it down that dirt road the land cruiser should make it.

That pot hole looks a bit big may need a nissan patrol to tow the land cruiser through it

by Mugshots February 18, 2019

Carpet Cruiser

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people, based off the Disney character Alladin.

I hadn’t shaved in so long the TSA thought I was a damn carpet cruiser

by CapnCarl69 October 26, 2018

ghetto cruiser

A large, round butt.

syn: juicy backside, badonkadonk,

gotta get those tight leggin's to show off my ghetto cruiser!
Dang!!! check out the ghetto cruiser on that chick!

by carephx January 12, 2022

Cruiser

Cruiser, someone who enjoys there kitchen

Cruiser looks and prefares to cook like jamie oliver

by guestop April 19, 2006

bald cop cruiser

a police car that is marked but doesn't have the standard party lights rack on top but does have the police livery or insignia unlike fully unmarked po-pos

man, that bald cop cruiser totally nailed me on the freeway for merging out of the HOV on a double-yellow

DUDE!? are you fucking high? you're gonna blow past that bald cop cruiser!

by sodoenam August 2, 2011