Croob

A Cruel/Crooked Noob on an Online game, Which (Usually) won't share what little he has and is usually disliked.

Guy - Mate you have any Gold Coins to Spare?
Croob - No! Get Lost!
Guy - Aww.. Man, your such a croob.

by The Koaladude September 9, 2005

moozer choozer

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

Cock Crook

When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.

Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........

by Dude Grease March 23, 2007

Crood

Someone that is crazy about food and thinks of food all the time,dreams of it, smells it,eat it all the time, and makes sweet love to it too.

Kelsey you are so crood lets go shopping to get food off your mind!

by Kelsey Roberts January 4, 2006

crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.

Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!

by hydepark March 19, 2010