Wanker's Cramp

Marik- Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp.
Joey- Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!
Bakura- Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases.

by J-T-G March 21, 2009

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Crime Scene Sex

Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.

"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"

by Johnnie G. November 21, 2003

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wank cramp

Brought on by too much activity below the belt line! Results in a dull pain in the area of the gouche.

Man, i knocked out tuns last nite and now i ave got wank cramp! dude it went bloody every where!

by Tink September 14, 2003

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Leg Cramp

A sharp pain in your leg.

Mom, I have a leg cramp!

by ELD1990 April 30, 2010

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Baby Chimp Shit

When two people absolutely need to defaecate at the same time in one toilet, one person assumes the standard seated dumping position. Person 2 wraps their legs around the waist of person 1, crossing their feet behind his/her back. Person 2 wraps their arms around the neck of 1, clinging for dear life, and releases through the "5 Hole" of 1. Challenges produced include avoiding piss in 1's belly button, and feces in the genital region. If done correctly, two dumpers will effectively accomplish the feat cleanly while striking the pose of a baby chimp clutching to his/her mother. For added effect 2 may pick lint/loose articles from the hair of 1.

Also known as a "5 Hole Shit."

Hurry up, open the door, I'm going to hop onto you for a baby chimp shit.

by Frank Rebels, Kominikeke February 24, 2011

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