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Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.
Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.
by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022
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Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.
Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!
by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022
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Kentucky Cherry Cranberry

When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.
"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?"
"Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
by NeverAgain0_0 February 7, 2022
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cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries
by Shalalallala December 1, 2020
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