Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum

I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.

by Bswaim December 29, 2020

Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Want a Sprite Cranberry?

Uh Huh!
The answer is clear!
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!

Do you Want a Sprite Cranberry?

by sfdyjstyj November 2, 2022

Cranberry fart

A fart that gets trapped in either bedding or clothing and much later when the farter moves, the rancid ghost of last night’s dinner is unleashed having “lingered”, thusly olafactory senses are offended by the cranberry fart.

Sister: OMG! Did you just fart?
Brother: I sure did but that was 5 minutes ago.
Sister: (heaves) oh gross! You cranberry farted! Did you have to let it linger?

Brother: (smiling) no, but I love that it finally got you.

by Keeping the Auntie status October 16, 2022

Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022