Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?
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blue cranberry

something that isn't real
just as real as a blue cranberry!
by l8DrK January 16, 2023
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Cranberry Glaze

Mixture of her period blood and your cum
I had to wash my sheets because of the cranberry glaze after last night.
by Bswaim December 30, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls
by Shalalallala December 01, 2020
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Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead
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Yo pass me the juice.

U mean the lean .
No fam just starburst and cranberry juice FWYM
by Lilxanluver November 19, 2017
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