Cousife

Cousife means you married your husband's first cousin.

Cousin-in-law: I'm a Cousife

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

Cousifey

When you're so platonicly in love with someone who's like a cousin to you and you wanna be their wifey so bad.

Cupcake: damn I love you so much but we're like cousins
Emily: I mean we could be cousifey's
Cupcake: Bet lip bite
Benson: AYO AIN'T THAT INCEST?!?

by 321 ur mum 123 January 12, 2022

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

uncle cousin

person is really you're 2nd cousin but you call them uncle cousin because they are much older than you and because your mom or dad act like siblings

My Uncle cousin Joey is taking me to the playground.

by phillybuzz215 September 29, 2015

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.

I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"

by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018

Super Cousin

When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.

Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.

by supercousin July 20, 2019