the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet

After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"

by jar March 11, 2005

Coop/coopers

Cool as fuck.
Coopers being more cool than coop.

Did you see the car? it's so coop.

or-

(Coop/Coopers) man! I never thought you'd pull it off.

by KTbostonboro October 24, 2008

cootersmack

the act of two or more women rubbing their pussies together

yo mane look at those bitches cootersmackin, its hot

by ihateniggas July 26, 2007

Cookems

A mans property/ possession ; the bait, the good good, your main girl (but not necessarily only)

Yo im getting the cookems

Man the cookems been tripping these days

by bigbossdawg December 8, 2010

Cookernup

To describe cooking up a mad feed but you're in a rush.

Trisso the mad dog is cookernup a deal he shot last week

by SwollenMember November 9, 2018

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Coopersuper

Had gay sex with cobrablitz, the transgender and was also participated in the furry competition.

They looked at him as if he was a coopersuper

by lolgo June 6, 2021