Giz cooch

Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.

Woah she’s snorting coke! Must be a giz cooch

by Daddy finger June 20, 2021

cooch power

power that only girls can have. a power over guys because you have a couch.

caitlyn and peyton have major cooch power over all guys.

by caitlyn taylor johnson May 11, 2008

Cooch Hunter

a person who hunts cooches. Usually not trusted by male or lesbian friends.

Josh is such a cooch hunter.

by coochlover25 November 13, 2010

cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008

pooey cooch

A vagina that has become victim to "reverse wiping" after a female deposits her poop in a porcelain waste receptacle.

Instead of wiping front to back, the anus is wiped towards the vagina, causing a foul odour and taste near the vaginal opening.

Mother: What way do we always wipe after a poop?

Daughter: Front to back!

Mother: That's right! We don't want a pooey cooch now do we?

by pooch763 September 25, 2009

Cooch Monster

A person (male or female) obsessed with going down on a girl. They spend their days and time thinking and/or talking about going down on a girl. Think of them as you would think of the Cookie Monster and his cookies.

Fucking Brian is coming tonight, I can't deal with all his vag talk, he's such a cooch monster.

by NiczNJax February 24, 2010

cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.

If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.

by meat curtains July 20, 2008