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Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.
Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"
by Kenipples November 1, 2014
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Based and Christpilled-convention

Another name for Church.

Often used to evangelize your based but non-Christian friends. Instead of asking them to join you for church, you can ask them to join you to the Based and Christpilled-convention.
Person 1 (based Christian): Hello there my fellow based individual, would you like to join me in going to the Based and Christpilled-convention this sunday?
Person 2 (soon to be based Christian): Sure. That sounds very based, and I’m sure it will annoy my cringe libtard, blue-haired cousin.
by Based papist December 25, 2023
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The Geneva Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Geneva Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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hippy convention

When a group of hippies come together (sometimes for days) and dont take showers, tie-dye shirts, hold pointless conversations, and do nothing.
I went to a hippy convention with my friend Danielle, shes not use to showering and loves to hold pointless conversations.
by mjc2n8 December 3, 2011
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Cupcake Convention

A cupcake Convention is basically like a group of predators. The cupcake Is a reference to when EDP445 when he went to go get a cupcake. This joke was used by Ryth when a user on YouTube went to a "Genshin impact" concert. The thing is that A cupcake convention is a group of predators who likes a bunch of minors

Alternatively a cupcake convention would be a convention only for predators. Who likes things with girls in it. (Minecraft, Genshin impact, Honkai star rai: impact
Friend 1: bro I made some cupcakes today

Friend 2: Dude make sure the Cupcake Convention doesn't find out

Friend 3: ong bro
by Otto-and-asteroids May 15, 2024
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