Couric

The unit in measuring one's or other's feces. Approximately equal to 2.2 pounds.

Blast! That fece must weigh at least 7 Courics!

by granger3 November 4, 2007

couric

A unit of measurement that equals 2.5 per (Katie) Couric.

Bono was the largest record of courics.

by Zakkk October 27, 2007

couric

A unit of measurement used to weigh turds

Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics

by KeepNitReal October 30, 2007

contrite

To stick a trident up your ass.

Sometimes I want to contrite myself.

by Cunty McDickbag March 12, 2014

Couric

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.

Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!

by Foxamill October 30, 2007

couric

A unit of measure for human feces, where one couric equals 2.5 pounds.

Holy Shit! I just crapped a 4 Couric.

by Metal850 October 30, 2007

letter of contrition

A broad range of letters that may be reported by one person, which is meant to be an important piece of material, as analyzed and determined by Double D (DD)

My cousin stole my letter of contrition but left my expensive sneakers and X-Box

by DoubleD800 August 1, 2018