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comparison game

The mind game, often brought up unintentionally by your friends, where you begin comparing yourself to your boyfriend or girlfriend's ex. Often occurs when someone says something about you that is extremely similar to the ex or a trait completely opposite of you that you're jealous of.
Guy 1: My girlfriend and I got into fight cause she was texting her ex tonight, what's he got that I don't?

Guy 2: Dude, don't play the comparison game, you'll probably lose.

Girl 1: Oh, him and his ex-girlfriend used to always make sushi together, too!

Girl 2: Thanks for starting another round of the comparison game, bitch.
by Rena Jae July 7, 2010
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communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.
Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
by Poopsoda16 June 2, 2011
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comparing cookies

the act of showing each other ones genitals.
Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.
by Jboner September 12, 2013
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Carpanions

1) A person or animal that spends a lot of time dedicated to one's goldfish

This is used to describe the relationship between an Emotional Support Goldfish and is devoted owner.
They are not companions, they are carpanions
by Tm3811 March 6, 2017
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Compassion

The highest form of human emotion.

An unteachable and unlearnable but natural human emotion that motivates you to go above and beyond to help the emotional, physical and mental pains of others.

To have sympathy for another person regardless of what your feelings or situations are.
People who are empaths are usually the people who naturally show compassion.

Signs that are the most Compassionate:
Pieces
Cancer
Libra
Virgo
Instead of yelling at the person that did you wrong, show that person compassion because you don't know what they are going through.
You shouldn't be so quick to judge, you could change the outcome of someone's life in a positive way just by showing someone compassion.
by Bountyfiveo July 17, 2021
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Communionship

noun. The sharing or exchanging of intimate thoughts and feelings, especially on a mental or spiritual level.
"I really like the communionship I have with the people at Beza."
by Eyuwu January 4, 2022
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sole comparison

Instead of trying on a new pair of shoes, simply holding up the bottom of the new shoe to the bottom of the old shoe. If it matches up, get it.
I was in too much of a hurry at Target yesterday to try on those new sandals, so I just did a sole comparison. Oh well, they were only 20 bucks.
by lafawnda527 March 18, 2009
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