Colton

He is a coon

Yo you a coon colton

by Dyucky October 7, 2019

Colognedélog

The scented flavor of when you take an enormous steaming log in a floral filled toilet.

I was at my friend's 5 million dollar mansion last week and his toilets were filled with lavender! After I did my business the smell left me with mixed emotions. I asked him about it and he said "Oh yes, that my friend is what you call a Colognedélog!"

by Couchmagnet69 April 20, 2020

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.

So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020

Colton Kikes

One of the coolest kids at your school. Colton Kikes is the most athletic kid in your school and plays soccer, football, and basketball. (Because everyone knows that baseball is a gay sport.) Plus, he is one of the cutest kids in your school and you won't ever wanna let him go if you end up dating him.

Colton Kikes is literally the coolest kid in your school.

by Ur Mom's Boyfriend March 2, 2021

Colton X Monke

Monke is epic hot

Colton: Stfu again

Me: Colton X Monke

by MrFloppers May 13, 2021

Colton Urso

a real nigga

u see Colton Urso over there? He a really nigga no cap.

by datningga190 September 23, 2021