calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Codename

Scary fuck

"Yo codename is one scary dude"
"Then why annoy him"

by Major"Billy"Backup April 23, 2021

Clendulum

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.

The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G

by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023

BMG Clenzo

A typical child league racer on F1. Will often think his eSports team is the next big thing, until one day, his eSports team will go downhill and he’ll be forced to join Livid.

I’m gonna be a BMG Clenzo at this rate

by ItsAsh18 September 21, 2019

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022