Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.

2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

“Dude thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000 people. He got coldplayed HARD.”

by Sex witch July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Coldplaying, when some is caught out cheating.

He has been caught Coldplaying in public.

by Gamerageloony July 19, 2025

coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

coldplaying

Quoting "when you try your best but you don't succeed" at any given relavent opportunity

Coldplaying someone

Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"

by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016

Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplayed

When you are caught publicly with the wrong person at the wrong time. Entered the internet lexicon in July 2025 when Andy Byron was caught having an affair on a kiss camera.

Rob got coldplayed at the fraternity party. Needless to say, his penis was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

by TheClu1ch July 20, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.

Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."

They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.

Did you hear Jeffrey got Coldplayed at the Lakers game last night and now he's getting a divorce?

by Jacaranda July 19, 2025