cockroachification

The act of being turned into a cockroach.

Tom: Dude. I need to slip under this door. Any ideas?
Steve: Cockroachification might work.

by Ananylmoose September 3, 2011

Cockroachin

The female act of hands free masturbation that is more art than repetitive skill. Usually performed in a bath with ones hands in the air or holding oneself in place, their legs strategically placed skyward, and the water from the tap gently massaging the clitoris. Sometimes one can place themselves in a shower with a removable head with massager to achieve the same goal. Ultimately though it looks like some one just stood on a roach and in its dying throws it spasms it's legs in the air.

Be back down in an hour. I've just got to wash my hair and go Cockroaching.

by Flibblesquad November 22, 2015

Cockroach

small devils that live in your house that like to torture you. The offspring of Satan.roach

Wow Hannah is such a roach(cockroach)!

by MOISTCREVICES August 6, 2017

Cockroach

A cock roach is when a man roles his penis into a marijuana joint making it a Cockroach

Hey girl wanna try a Cockroach tonight

by Waz an imternet October 31, 2017

Cockroach

A bug that has no purpose but to barge into your room like a SWAT team

Hey do you see that huge cockroach over there?

Yeah i see it, let me grab my gun.

by bigboichris February 5, 2018

cockroach

a horrible insect

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ITS A COCKROACH

by ramdomhumanbeanpotatoandpotata June 2, 2018

Cockroach

Cockroaches produce small eggs. So a "cockroach" is a man with small testes (eggs) meaning he can't hold his word and has no honour. This is meant by Tony Montana in "Scarface".

"A man who can't hold his word is auch cockroach."

by Halilo June 6, 2018