Clown

That scary ass dude who hides in a sewer drain waiting for little kids to loses their stuff. So he can take it and take the little kid.

Little kid: hey can I have my boat back
Clown: only if I get to keep it and you

Little kid: ok!

by Yo_yo-yo_yo November 10, 2019

Clown

You , lookin at this rn , you a clown

“Hey look ima be a clown and click on this mans website link” bozo

by BozoOzzy July 2, 2019

clown

haily

Oh look it’s a clown
No that’s just haily

by urmomsahoe April 15, 2019

Clown

adj. Referring to something that is cool or enjoyable. Used similarly to the adjectives "boss" or "chill"

I hung out with some friends, ya know, it was pretty clown

by xvx.voldemort.xvx December 27, 2010

the clown

Getting "the clown" constitutes receiving fellatio from a woman while keeping one's member unerect, thus ending the night in a tragic yet hilarious manner. Most likely performed while vacationing in Paris.

"Dude, my friend totally got the clown during March break"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"

by lulzguyz March 23, 2008

Clowny Clown Clown

The greatest song of all time, written by Crispin Glover, who played Willard.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.

"I want a beautiful wedding, so I obviously chose Clowny Clown Clown as my wedding song."

by ricecrispinglover November 11, 2009

Clown

A clown is a person who entertains for a living. Anybody not getting paid to entertain, or in the entertainment business is not a clown.

Steve was trying to fuck around with the guy thinking he was a clown and it was okay with him and of course things went wrong when Steve found out the guy was not a clown or an entertainer. Steve had no excuse not to know already though, since the guy was not an entertainer or a performer, and Steve would not have seen him on a stage anywhere, he had no reason to think the guy was a clown.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018