Head in the clouds

Acting on whim or fancy. Living in a fantasy, and oftentimes a lackadaisical manner.

I dont believe it's possible for me to ever have a serious conversation with you, you always have your head in the clouds.

by Ocho` March 4, 2012

Clouded by Muff

When a man is so overcome by the sweet taste of pussy(s), or the possibility of tasting pussy(s), that all rational thought is discarded in the pursuit of that pussy(s).

John: "What the fuck was Bart thinking shagging that butt-ugly fat-bird last night? Man she made me wanna spew!"

Mike: "Who knows dude, he was probably clouded by muff"

by Movershaker August 27, 2008

Corn-Cloud

A fart that smells like corn and lingers

"You may want to avoid this area for a while, I just dropped a corn-cloud over here"

by Tim A November 8, 2005

Cloud Moment

Fucking up a social interaction so much that people will question if you're even a human being

Punchy Lady: Here's your drink. Would you like to pay in cash or credit?
Twink: Uhhm... I... Uuh... Crebit?
Arm Gun Man: Wow! That really was a Cloud Moment!

by Sephiroth from Final Fantasy February 25, 2021

cpl cloud

amazing looking, ladies man, huge schlong, super angry, depressed motivator. from the mid west has a fish on arm.

hey, stop being such a cpl cloud

by RainMan666 November 3, 2010

Cloud Smack

When you blow you vape clouds when someone is not looking and it hits them in the face.

*Adam blew his vape cloud in Shane's face*

Adam, "You just got cloud smacked."
Shane, "What the fuck."

by VodkaMalibu May 28, 2016

Cloud Hate

The hate received from the heavens. A cloudy/rainy day.

Weatherman: There's a 50% probability of cloud hate in the afternoon.

by paper machetee January 13, 2010