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Throat Closer

A throat closer is a peanut butter sandwich. It is aptly named because the excess amount of peanut butter (and sometimes Nutella) will cause your throat to feel like it's closing and make it difficult to breathe.
"Hey man, wanna have a couple throat closers?"
"No thanks, I don't feel like dying today."
by jerseybish January 19, 2021
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Butler Butt Clogger

The clogging of ones ass after a nasty meal at Atherton Union at Butler University
I had some Butler Butt Clogger action last night, that meal was nasty!
by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012
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pogging my chogs

A gamers slang for the beating and abuse of their own cock. Also the way a chad-like gamer would say handjob.
After I watched Pokemane's stream I went on the hub and started pogging my chogs.
by chooftomato March 30, 2021
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The moon is so far, yet so close

We might be far away from each other, but I still love you.
Do you still love him?
The moon is so far, yet so close”
by @hashiraz August 26, 2023
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Close friends

someone you enjoy spending time with they relate to you feelings and support you. They talk everyday when you need them for whatever they are there it's a give and take kind of relationship respect and a listing ear.
Joey: close friends if you know what I mean.
Jenny : jj for life
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019
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cloggy

A particular breed of human who inhabit an exceedingly flat country bordering on the North Sea. Commonly over 6' tall, sporting a bushy moustache which does nothing to hide their enomous overbite, often seen riding ancient bicycles without due care and attention, and famed for wearing wooden shoes (clogs), from which their name derives. More likely to be on state-sponsored indefinite sick leave than have a job, these animals stack themselves into state-sponsored apartment blocks in the most densely populated area of northern Europe. Often seen in other parts of the world in their caravans, liberally stocked with chocolate sprinkles (to be eaten on bread), Heineken, meat croquettes, and porno mags, shocked that they are above sea level and not quite sure how to deal with the rarified air of the Cambridgeshire mountains. Children and dogs are usually untrained.
"I was on the train yesterday, and some hippy-arsed cloggie wasn't watching her untrainable kids, and one of them got out at a station for a joke and the train pulled away, so she pulled the emergency cord & delayed the train for 1/2 an hour. She couldn't see what the problem was.
by Stoatman August 6, 2004
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play one's cards close to one's chest

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)
"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"
by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009
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