In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
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Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
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Get the Spewing clitoris mug.The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
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