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Clitoris

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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Clitoris

Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
by dizsy June 26, 2022
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evil clitoris

Is a clitoris which belongs to a despicable slut
She was hiding her evil clitoris from those innocent boys
by Scimitar May 8, 2022
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clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
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Spewing clitoris

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return
by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022
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Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
by queen_tyron December 4, 2022
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