woodland clitoris

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.

It's fall and time for woodland clitoris

by psych your way November 15, 2023

clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).

Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023

clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel

Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel

by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024

Clitoris

Something a man can never find

“Did Martin find your clitoris Jean?’
‘Nah just faked a squirt and peed’

by Youdankhavecock February 9, 2022

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 4, 2022

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

Clitoris

Does not exist.

Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?

by dizsy June 26, 2022