A grown morbidly obese man. Who is obnoxious. Can't read write spell and is off balance. Ignorant and unintelligent.
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Cindy Lawson: Brush your teeth. Read Machiavelli. Vegetables. Get off the couch. Call me. You're wasting time. No magic cards. Look at this. What's your point. He's no good. You're in trouble. Don't take that tone here. Use your words. I'm telling your father. Hurry up. Stand up. Sit down... (and on and on)
Me: *runs away*
Me: *runs away*
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