clusterfuck

A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

by The Fucking Police September 19, 2006

chubster

some one who is proud to be a fatty mcfatfat

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Charlie Chester

Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor

Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.

by Adam Thompson July 15, 2003

Chesterfield

Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.

Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"

Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"

by Lee The King February 8, 2017

beowulf cluster

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014