churning the butter

to masterbate in a sense by rotating your dick counter clockwise in the manner somone would when curning butter, while at the same time singing, "churrrnin the butter"

later guys im gonna go churn the butter

by george March 25, 2004

Churping-chicks

The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.

"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"

by Samuvel January 17, 2009

Chugging the rug

While you're eating a girl out, you bite her pubes and rip them out, then proceed to put them in a cup and fill it with her breast milk, and then you force her to chug the delicious pube milk.

Dude, my girlfriend was chugging the rug last night.

by WickedRazor13 December 27, 2013

churding

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.

Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

by DewMe December 4, 2004

charging a sigil

Slang term for masturbation, derived from the Chaos Magick practice of bringing oneself to orgasm in order to cast a spell.

I'm just sitting around here watching YouTube and charging a sigil, while everyone else is out getting laid!

by Discordibation July 11, 2015

Churning The Butter

When your slowly twisting the dildo inside of you,hitting the spots of your cervix unattainable from an old fashioned in and out.It feels so good,You wont hurt so much afterwards.

Girl:Whoo grandma I was churning the butter all night long.
Grandmother:I use to churn butter back in my day.Is that what you did?
Girl:No I'm talking about something totally different granny*Smirk*
Grandmother:I'll never understand you kids in this day and age

by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2015

churning

puking all over someone's dick and blowing them

aha! that gertruud gave me a good old churning in Hamburg yesterday!

by dunccuminmymouth May 15, 2003