Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle

Best food no doubt

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019

chipotle

the place to get infinite diarrhea with just one bowl

jake: yo i CANT go to school tommorow. what should i do?
max: just go to chipotle.

by 73cut June 22, 2020

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020

Chipotle Gift

The act of what happens after a night of amazing Latin Cuisine!

Man, after I left el nopals I got a Chipotle gift when I got home and blew out my torlet!

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

Chipotle boy

Little dirty butt baby boi

You look like a chipotle boy

by Qswizzle November 15, 2021

chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.

"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"

by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021