dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020

Moon Children

A cult established in the early 2000’s dedicated towards all the normal cult stuff. Sacrifices, prayers, putting the souls of a dead kid into a copy of Majora’s Mask, all that good stuff.

“So what’s up with that creepy-pasta Ben Drowned?

“Some kid sacrificed himself in a cult called the Moon Children and haunted a Game cartridge.

by Senketsu September 17, 2019

Eat the children

This is quite the political statement

I will drive 100 miles around Los Angeles just to Eat the children

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 25, 2021

Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.

"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"

by jay February 21, 2005

Children's Hospital

A place you shouldn't use red for decoration, no matter how much colour theory suggests otherwise

"Red shows strength, enthusiasm and energy. Perfect for a children's hospital!!"
"Red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR"

by Space Girl ✨ October 4, 2022

Midnight Children

A book by Salman Rushdie, but also the definition of two sleep deficient kids who converse over the phone during the periods of 12am-3am for a variety of reasons.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear about those kids?
Kid 2: The ones that get like 4 hrs of sleep a night?
Kid 1: They look like they are midnight children...
Kid 2: Oh that explains it...

by Ms. U. Canadia June 22, 2011