deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

Big Ass Chair

A large chair in the front of Duke Ellington School for the Arts in Georgetown, Washington DC

"Look at the Big Ass Chair"

by Jane April 22, 2005

Gaming Chair

Dude he just a good gaming chair!

Guy 1: Dude that guy is using aimbot and ESP!

Guy 2: No bro, he just has a really good gaming chair.

by MechToes June 13, 2021

lawn chair

He who folds under pressure.

Paul Moore is a lawn chair.

by kcheimer June 26, 2008

chair

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."

by isugirl March 7, 2014

Maria Chiara

a fantasticaaaa

Person 1 "see that's Maria Chiara"
Er Faina "A fantasticaaaa"

by the return of the gabibba November 23, 2021