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philly cheese dick

When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.
I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.
by TheBoss412 May 4, 2018
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dick cheese

means the dick looking cheese under your foreskin on your penis if you have this cheese you need to wash your penis ASAP!
yo sup rich i was jacking off yesterday and i thought i came but instead it was my dick cheese.
by kaydeng569 March 29, 2022
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Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
by bob stevereno June 11, 2018
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dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese
oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”
by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019
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Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022
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Dick Cheese

Small white/cream colored bits stuck in a mans foreskin, sometimes squishy, sometimes hard. If it’s crunchy, it’s a snack.
I couldn’t help it, Kristof’s Dick cheese was too much
by Jordyn Delange February 14, 2021
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