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Honeybun Cheesecake

An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.
“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”

“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”
by TheManOfDiction November 2, 2021
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Choke the Cheesecake

To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.

You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.

You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
by Casey Weederman August 28, 2010
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Cheesecake

Cheesecake is the slang that mean someone snitched on you or throw you under the bus right in front of you.

The history of the slang "Cheesecake" came about when this kid snitched on me in school and when I got caught and scolded by the professor he was looking onwards while eating Cheesecake
Example 1:
Friend#1 is walking down the street with his girl and meets Friend#2
Friend#2 says "Hey whats up Friend#1? Is new your main girl? This is not the same girl you introduced me to at the party is it?"

Example 2:
I was out with my girl and Friend#2 Cheesecake me by telling her that she wasn't the one I introduced him to... Why he gotta Cheesecake me like that for?

Example 3:
Incorporate someones name
Your boy Justin Cheesecake had the nerve to ask me in front of my side chick is she my main girl
by JustinCheesecake August 18, 2013
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raspberry cheesecake

you get a bitch, ho, friend, yo momma, sucking yo cock and before you bust you pull it out her mouth, and punch her in the nose(in attempt to draw blood)Then you bust on her face. The red and white mixture makes a raspberry cheesecake.
He looked at his boys and said, "You know that bitch Shelia? Well, I'm gonna serve her up some raspberry cheesecake tonight."
by Kevin and Gabrielle August 23, 2004
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cheescake

A prank usually done at parties where one person stands up with just his boxers on, having his ass in front of someones face. While this is happening another person punches that person in the stomach. when that person goes to withdraw their air again, their is an ass in their face. Naturally, they will suck up all of your ass gas and cough until they puke.
Lets give that fag a cheesecake.
by Jake and Dustin May 9, 2005
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cheesecake

when you have the lil smile :) and the lil smile :) is very contagious and makes me smile
person 1: :)
person 2: you fucking cheesecake
by bodlen maker June 24, 2019
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Cleveland Cheesecake

the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.
When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.
by K-Sizzle4 January 7, 2010
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